oh shit... got myself a boxing fracture

sooooooooo...... went to the emergency room this morning. it is christmas eve and it seems kind of dead. one guy before me had stole oue parking space, but no big. he works at a bank & got the tip of his finger in the vault door. doc said he chipped the tip of his bone.  eagh! it makes my skin crawl just thinking about disfiguring my perfect body and possibly ruin my music career.

so  i get soe x-rays done by these really cute asian & indian girls. the asisn girl is weasring elf scrubs with a santa hat with ears. umm, i am stoked that is simply the most adorably sexy woman taking care my blood presure. i start flirting with her. tell her i liked the ears. she says i am a lucky guy one of santas little helper is taking care of me. ; )

the xrays come back. turns out, i hit my hand so hard, i broke the bone below the knucle of my pinky.   it was at a 45 degree angle. doc called it a boxing fracture. i now have to go to an orthapedic surgeon to get my shit fixed. in the meantime, i had a teporary cast put on. really just a piece of fitted fiberglass around the outside of my right hand and wrist, with an ace bandage wrapping it up. even wearing a sling. i am now having a good sense of humor about it. what the fuck, right? i may need bolts put in my hand.

the up side is, the ladies in the ER, walked by my bed several times, with urgency, but for no apparent reason then to check out the lead singer of Tight White Jeans. besides... i have had ladies eyes on me since i left. in the pharmacy, at Michaels there was smoking 2o year old in a tight fitted great shirt with santa hate. tall, skinny, and hella cute nose & eyes. she asked me if i needed help putting my purchases in the cart. the bandage makes me look like even more of a bad ass       .....and possibly dangerous.

it couk have been worse. have a merry chritmas. by the way. i wrote this all with one hand, so fuck you if you have a problem with the mispellings. i cant use my dominant hand to do anything. use your imagination. but for real. be safe, enjoy yourself, and learn from me. not worth stressing.... now get lit. wooooo